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Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills A Kitten. Help Stamp Out Kittens!


Spooning Leads To Forking

Abortion Makes Me Horny

I heart KY

Eat Pussy

Got Me?
I'll Do Your Body Good.


If it flies, floats, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent.

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If you are not a hemorrhoid then get off my ass

Love Is... That Hole Too

Daddy's Little Fuck Hole

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Want To Help Me Pitch My Tent?

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Swipe Card Here (front)

Swipe Card Here (Back)

Speed Limit 69

Warning - Restricted Entrance - Authorized Personnel Only (Front)

Warning - Restricted Entrance - Authorized Personnel Only (Back)

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How To Get A Boyfriend

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I Love Cannibals

I've Learned So Much From My Mistakes... I'm Thinking Of Making A Few More


I'm The 14 Year Old Girl You Cyber With

Which Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg

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Devil Heart

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Your dad popped my cherry

Love My Bitches

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Heart Ass

No God, Know Peace

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Warning! Choking Hazard

Dick In A Box

Warning! Choking Hazard

Strangers Have The Best Candy

Free Breathalyzer Test Below

Baby Killer

Wanna See My Shillelagh?

Intercourse 69

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My Those Boobs Look Heavy, May I Hold Them For You?

I Love Happy Endings

The Horrible Truth

HIV The gift that keeps on giving

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I molested my inner child

Tickle Me Embryo

Assume the Position

Coffee Whore

Kama Sutra Aids

Front: NO, Back: Well, Maybe

Love My Pussy

You've Just Been Mentally Undressed

Sometimes... I Make Bad Decisions

Master Debator

You Must Be At Least This Long To Ride

Lick Me

Paper Bag for the Ugly

Lesbians Let Their Fingers Do The Porking

Wife: Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc

Wanna Screw?

Violate Me!

Do Vegetarians Give Head?

Do Vegetarians Eat Pussy?

Must Be This Big To Ride


The Sugardaddy

Speed Limit 69