Super Freaky Bitches.  Humourous, freakish, and occassionally offensive t-shirts, stickers, pins, and more.

Your Warning Sign

As seen on Al Jazeera

Unconvicted Felon

Sofa King


Fuck The Environment

As Seen In Jail

I Love Cannibals

Skull & Crossbones

I've Learned So Much From My Mistakes... I'm Thinking Of Making A Few More

You Are Being Monitored

Emo Is Just An Excuse For Boys To Act Like Girls


Winter Sucks - bring on global warming

What A LuZr

I Can Resist Anything But Temptation

Danger - Poison skull & crossbones

Devil Heart

For Sale By Parents

Happiness Is Mandatory

Love My Bitches

You are unique, just like everyone else.

Feed the homeless to the hungry

It's your god. They're your rules. You go to hell.


Heart Ass

I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed. What More Do You Want?

The more you disapprove, the more fun it is.

I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?

Nuke the Whales

Fuck Screw Censorship


God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

Earth First! We'll Strip-Mine The Other Planets Later

Save A Forest, Bulldoze Hippies


Blog This!

Bitch Shut The Fuck Up

Baby Killer

Ax Murderer X-ing

Remember: They are all against you. School, Police, Parents. Kill Yourself.

Parental Deficit Disorder

Islam Elementary - My Kid Is The Bomb

I Am Bomb

I Don't Have A High Five To Give

Happy Face Sad Face

Smilie Face Finger

Good and Evil


If being emo makes you happy then you are doing something wrong

Devil Music Is Number One

Sometimes... I Make Bad Decisions

I Love Animals
They make great steaks, coats, and belts.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

Too Many Freaks, Not Enough Circuses.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

Paper Bag for the Ugly

Who Wants To Live Forever? (Smoking)

Can't Social Now, I Have The Mad


Not A Terrorist

Yeah, You.

Shut Up And Dance"

Wife: Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc

Victims Inc. - Everyone's Fault But Mine

Checklist For Victims

Smiley Fingers

Start Fires, Then Run

When I Call You A Star...

Smoking Cigarettes Makes You Look Cool